“Today’s the day my life begins. All my life I’ve been just me, just a smart mouthed kid. Today I become a man. Today I become a husband.”
You want to see it? You really want to see it? Fine, let’s look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? And what are these? Oh my God, breasts! How does anybody practice medicine holding these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school. Have you had enough? Or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That’s fine. Just remember that while you’re sitting on two hundred grand of student loans, I’m out of debt.